Mini-Nukes for your Home

Tiger Direct has been chosen as the leading launch partner and is offering an exclusive breakthrough technology pending approval by the NRC.  It’s the one and only Kube X15 MiniNuke Super-Portable Generator.

It’s not a weapons-grade reactor, but TigerDirect did add they plan to introduce an incendiary version next year.

The kit even includes “Easy to Use Plutonium”

Don’t worry about a meltdown – In the event of catastrophic failure of the device, you’re only exposed to about as much radiation as you’d get sitting on the beach for 4 hours.

 ”Shipping restricted to Iran”

April Fools from Tiger Direct

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